Lights are on, but is there anyone in the government’s offices?
There are 31 sets of traffic lights between my house and the Grand Canal – a distance of about seven miles. Is this a record? Well, it must be close
Let’s institute baptism by state
A few years ago a mate told of a brilliant christening he had been to in Fermanagh
Stupid workers are Ireland’s stupid future, unless we change
First on your butt . . . giz a drag . . . stop hokeing, don’t put a horn on the butt . . .
Dread thoughts in a time of war
Al Qaeda back in business, George Bush holed up in Buckingham Palace
A lesson about benchmarking
Who runs this place: the government or the teachers? The teachers, of course
Europe’s dearest country with the worst childcare provision
It is 6pm on Wednesday. It is lashing rain and dark